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How to Hide Your Webcam Addiction
It’s one of the things you live in fear of happening. Maybe your wife decides to check your internet browser history. Perhaps the IT department notices you visiting certain sites a bit too often. Or maybe you get up for a bathroom break and come back to find your son chatting with the hot babe you were planning to take private. No matter what happens, it’s never comfortable explaining your webcam addiction to others (especially the girlfriend or wife!). So I thought I’d help you guys out with ways to hide your cam girls from your real life girls.
First off, learn how to clear your internet history! This is probably the most important thing anyone who looks at porn can learn. There’s nothing worse than leaving a trail of sites behind you for others to follow like breadcrumbs. If you’re really concerned about anyone finding your internet history, clear it every time. Otherwise, you can probably get by with wiping it out once a week or so. Just go to a search engine and do a search for instructions to delete your history.
Oh, and it should go without saying that if you download anything, HIDE IT! Don’t leave a video file named “Janet gets naked and does herself with a dildo” on your desktop! Hide it somewhere deep within your computer like under a file marked “downloaded power tool information” or “do it yourself info.” Your wife will never look in any folders with names like that! Once you delete your porn, don’t forget to empty the recycle bin, too.
Closing the door always helps. You don’t want people randomly walking in on you when you’re deep in conversation with Sin_BabeXXX! If you don’t feel like you can close the door (your wife might not like being locked out of the bedroom, for example), then at least turn the monitor away from the door. Of course, you can also wait until your wife or girlfriend has gone out or is at work to get in a little webcam action. There’s no sense in taking risks if you don’t have to. Encourage her to go out with the girls once a week or something to really give yourself some private time.
Be sure you always get the credit card bills first, of course. Be ready with some handy excuses in why you’ve spent $50 on some online purchase. I personally like to say I’m shopping for her. I pick up something on the cheap side and pass it off as this very expensive item I bought online. You can also claim it was a company expense that you’ll be reimbursed for or that you’ve subscribed to some online news service or something like that.
But what if your webcam addiction is even worse? What if you get to the point where, as a single guy, all you do is hang out with webcam babes? No, I’m not saying this is a bad thing, I’m just saying you’re going to need some excuses and reasons why you’re not hanging out with the guys or dating real girls.
First, people are going to be asking you what you’re doing in the evenings, especially nosey relatives and co-workers who know you’re single. The old “watching the game” or “taking work home” excuses can only get you so far. People will eventually see through them.
If possible, avoid the single issue altogether. Take a (tasteful) screen shot of your favorite webcam girl, frame it, and put it on your desk. Taadaa, instant girlfriend! Oh, your co-workers want to meet her? Well, that’s difficult since she’s a doctor and is on-call a lot. Darn it, she can’t make the company Christmas party, she’s at a medical convention in New York! I’m sure you can think of plenty of reasons why she’s not available.
You can always use the long-distance relationship excuse, too. This gives you a nice reason to skip outings. You can always say the two of you are going to chat online or that you’re waiting for her to call. You can even pass off that new tie you bought as a gift from her. For that extra touch of reality, use a photo editing program like PhotoShop and make a nice picture of the two of you from that vacation you took together last summer!
OK, so maybe that’s going just a little too far. If you go to such extremes, you will eventually have to deal with the one person who can destroy your entire webcam girl fantasy life: your mother. She will want to meet this girl you’re so in love with, and when that happens, what do you do?
The solution is very easy: dump your virtual babe! No, you don’t have to actually stop webcamming with her, but just tell everyone you’ve broken up. Maybe she even cheated on you. Then, for the next few weeks, you don’t go out because you’re getting over her. After that, you rebound with a new webcam girl of your choice. You could even make this a fairly regular thing, jumping from girl to girl, so no one ever thinks you’re serious about dating. Chances are, your friends and your mother won’t want to meet your chick of the week, so you won’t have to deal with that at all.
Now, this will seriously damage your ability to date real life girls, so if you think one is interested in you, be ready to drop your fantasy girl at a moment’s notice! But if you’re not looking for someone or if you just want to keep your webcam babes a secret, any of these ideas will do. Just don’t get sloppy – one slip up, and you’ll be in the dog house while your wife chats online with some web guy!
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